Heaven help me if a book of bovine poetry becomes my first published book.
Line Dancing Hooves
Please, can someone
Tell me now
How to square dance
With a cow?
Swing those udders
To and fro
Watch the bovine
Do-si-do.
Please be careful
Where you dance
Bovines don’t wear
Underpants.
©2005 Kathleen M . Wooton, M.D.
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You have a moo-velous sense of humor.
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